Just for laughs...

Today, when we were leaving the Children's Museum, there was a lady smoking on the sidewalk. Jackson walked up to her and asked her if she had a fever. She looked confused, and so was I. I asked him what he meant and he said "She has a thermometer in her mouth, so she must be checking her temperature." The lady and I both started laughing! 

He can think a cigarette is a thermometer for as long as he wants!